Panda Fever 10Dec09

I just returned from Thailand and I caught a flu there! Not Bird flu, not swine flu – these are outdated!

What’s black and white that makes the news every day? (turn to take newspaper) No, not a newspaper! (put on prop –panda hat) It’s Panda!

Panda flu virus has infected all human beings in Thailand!

Ever since a pair of pandas on loan from China.. gave birth to a cub in Chiangmai, everyone in Thailand has Panda fever… When you've panda fever, your face turns white.


Everywhere I go, I see shops selling Panda flu vaccine - Panda T shirts, Panda stuff toys!

Panda fever reached its peak in October when two armed robbers stormed into a gas station in Bangkok.. and ran off with.. 2 panda stuff toys ..leaving the cash register untouched!

The Thai are very proud of this baby panda – after all, it is the 3rd panda to be born in captivity outside China. You know it’s extremely difficult to breed panda! The zookeepers tried all means – juicy bamboo, playful toys and even Panda pornography!

Panda flu virus in Thailand..is very strong and it has mutated recently – it now.. has infected the animals in the zoo!

Elephants are painted black and white. Even a scary crocodile is now cute with its panda look! These painted animals attract hundred of visitors to the zoo everyday! School teachers called up the zookeeper “Are you painting today - no painted croc, no zoo outing!”

Now.. what will happen if our Ying Ying and Le Le give birth to a cub in Ocean Park?
Disneyland better paints Winnie the Pooh ..and renames Winnie the Panda! To celebrate the birth, Donald Tsang will wear a Panda bowtie and get his team to dress in panda outfit like this! This is not a joke!